What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

What is the reason behind the Russian government's negative view on foreign travel?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

share office space ...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

No way

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to